Welcome To The Absolute Loser Auditions
Manyvids: YollysabraJanuary 29, 2026
Are you a stupid, pussy-free idiot fumbling along through life? Failure at everything and genetically designed to be rejected by women? Well this is your lucky day! You've been registered to be a participant on this year's hottest new reality comedy show! Finally - you might get the respect and attention from women that a pansy, beta, failed excuse for a male like you deserves, hahaha! Disclaimer - by 'respect' I mean you'll be even more of a walking red flag. Now women will even cross the road when they see you! Oh shush! Don't be shy, I'm just teasing! All the losers who join My show get to enjoy so many perks of being here. For a start, I'm talking to you. Aren't you lucky! One of the hottest woman on the planet talking to *you*. I mean, you'd be a drooling leaking mess for ANY woman to talk to you wouldn't you sweetie? But Me? Someone you've seen online and jerked your silly little dick off to so many times in secret for... hahaha!! Look! It's blushing!! Now then - let's see what all the women in your life have to say about you and just how much of a loser you are! They have signed you up to this 'talent show' by the way. They thought you'd be perfect! It's all here on your registration form they filled for you. You already look like you meet the criteria - I can tell just from looking at you. But I'll go through it all with you as I discover what's listed on your application form as some of your failings. I do think though that you are a perfect addition to The Loser Games!
